February 18th, 2011 — THE Shelf

Shelf and shelves! A battle between dance-rock outfit LCD Soundsystem and ticket agents offers a strange insight into the current state of the music business. They fear setting lower fees may saddle them with a reputation for offering “cut-price” education. Prof Glossop said the large scale events of 2001 led to animal health and welfare powers being devolved to Wales in 2006, so that the nation could react at a local level. First let us take this Wall Shelf - Silver Belt from Stacks and Stacks. Some famous names on the guest list, such as David and Victoria Beckham, have already trickled out, our correspondent added. Participants are also supported by one-on-one mentoring sessions with members of the Guild’s Diversity Committee. Topics are tailored to the participating producers and their projects but subjects to be addressed include story development, pitching, packaging, financing, marketing, and new media. Also, let us not forget, a shelf is a device that is bolted to a wall or stuck in a bookcase, and you can put things on it. Now let us consider the case of:

When a champion of stage, screen, and movies and plays gives a thumbs way, way up to a shelf, we need to take notice! The Wall Shelf - Silver Belt really adds a neat touch. Did you know that you can create an elegant display space with the Wall Shelf - Silver Belt? You can. Traditional style and clean lines make this the perfect place to keep your favorite family photo or piece of art. And that my friends, is a perfect…

Ultimately, this Wall Shelf - Silver Belt is a terrific shelf, but TV was key, launching in early January with high-profile sports events and a strong mix of cable and prime time, again reaching younger and older audiences, both male and female. I hope you try it!
Wall Shelf - Silver Belt. Recommended.
January 21st, 2011 — Eyepoppingly Cool Shelves

When it comes to video games, I’m the best there is, and when it comes to shelves information I’m the best there is, and when it comes to blogging I’m the best there is. So today, let us mix all three. First let us take this Mahogany Floating Shelf from Stacks and Stacks. Now let us consider the video game. A video game is an electronic game that involves interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device. The word video in video game traditionally referred to a raster display device. However, with the popular use of the term “video game,” it now implies any type of display device. The electronic systems used to play video games are known as platforms; examples of these are personal computers and video game consoles. These platforms range from large mainframe computers to small handheld devices. A shelf is a device that is bolted to a wall or stuck in a bookcase, and you can put things on it. Now combine:

What a great wall, and fans of video games would sure enjoy it! The Mahogany Floating Shelf really adds a neat touch. Did you know that you can create an elegant display space with the Mahogany Floating Shelf 24 inch? You can. Traditional style and clean lines make this the perfect place to keep your favorite family photo or piece of art. And that my friends, is a perfect shelf.

Ultimately, this Mahogany Floating Shelf is a terrific shelf, and since video games are excellent, combing the two sure seems like a smooth idea. I hope you try it,
Mahogany Floating Shelf. Recommended.
January 7th, 2011 — Classic Shelves, Eyepoppingly Cool Shelves, Shelves Trek, Wall Shelves, Wood Shelves


My favorite time of year is here, and I couldn’t be more excited. Ah, the thrill… when the first pitch is thrown out, the crowd roars, the team scores, the beer pours, and the tailgate galores, you know Baseball Season is in season, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Now I love shelves and just about everything related to shelves and shelf-inclusive experiences, and I love The Baseball — so buster, when I get the chance to mix the two, I am taking it for everything it is worth, and that is worth everything. Imagine me, a humble shelf and baseball fan, coming to terms with the fact that this exists: the Baseball Mitt Shelf from Stacks and Stacks. Is it the perfect mix of Shelves and Baseball? Yes, yes it is. Is it something that includes equal helpings of macho sports and powerful design? Yes, yes it does. Will it look great in my recreation room, the room with my sports-ready 58 inch front-projection screen (jelly?), and mini-fridge, and autographed Dick Butkus photo? You bet it will. This Baseball Mitt Shelf is gonna hit a home run.


This Baseball Mitt Shelf is just amazing! A pitch-perfect way to celebrate my love for baseball and my love of shelves, all at once! What will I display on these shelves? So many options. I have balls signed by the great Robert Forster of the Kansas City Tornadoes and Will Brimley of the Alabama Bam Bams. I have the ticket stub to Wrigleys Fields, way back in 1966, when my dad took me to see Micky Mantel crack one over the fence — which might be my favorite memory in life, second only to the time I met Kathy Ireland. Baseball is so great, so American, so fun, so amazing, and all of those things can be said about shelves as well. A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms… What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork… Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don’t field… what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, the stands are full of fans. What does he have to say? I’m goin’ out there for myself. But… I get nowhere unless the team wins. Baseball!


Ultimately, this Baseball Mitt Shelf is a two tiered wall mounted sports shelf. This decorative shelf features a brightly colored baseball diamond with baseball bat supports on either end. This brightly colored shelf is easy to install. Perfect for books, trophies, or special mementos.
Baseball Mitt Shelf. Recommended. For Fans of sports, specifically baseball.
December 23rd, 2010 — Do It Yourshelf: Shelves for You, Kitchen Shelves, Shelves Trek

Walls, historically, serve as the very life-blood of a Shelf. Except for the random free-standing bookcase, I dare you to give me one example of a Shelf that didn’t involve the use, at some point, of a Wall. Shelves and Walls. Walls and Shelves. Bread and Butter. Death and Taxes. Milo and Otis. Mac and Me. So you can see, the natural balance of nature is set in stone. But what happens when we CHANGE all of the known physics of Walls and Shelves? We would be in new Shelves Territory. A New Frontier. I tried to picture clusters of Walls as they traveled across the Shelves. What did they look like? Ships? Motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming, dreaming of a of a world I thought I’d never see. And then, one day… I GOT IN!

These amazing and easy to use Expandable Cabinet Shelf Dividers come in a handy 2 piece pack. Including 4 plastic shelving clips, you have the bases covered. Perfect for wall and floor cabinets in the kitchen or bathroom! Spring loaded for easy installation, non-skid rubber pads for a secure fit. All natural wood construction with a clear lacquer sealed finish. Keeps your shelf organized by separating your items, allowing you to get the most out of your shelves with this 5 piece pack. Each divider expands vertically from 7.5″ - 10.5″ and is 5″ deep.
And trust me, the super-tough Expandable Cabinet Shelf Divider can take whatever life dishes out. It’s a tough wall. How tough? As tough as that experimental wall they tried to crash a jet plane through. Yeah. That tough.

Expandable Cabinet Shelf Dividers - Set of 2. Highly recommended.
December 2nd, 2010 — Carbon Based Shelves, Eyepoppingly Cool Shelves, Metal Shelves, modern shelves

“Science”. Woo. Big deal. So today, a bunch of smart guys found out that the bits that build up our Human DNA aren’t the only building blocks God plays with in the universe to make Life. Big deal. Can you bolt that information to the wall and place picture frames, plants, or even the very books these geeks must have read to become scientists? I don’t think so. So what do I think about, instead of thinking about where existence began, who created it, why it’s here, were do we go when we die? Often I’ll find myself looking at blank wall, staring actually, for hours on end, wondering how I can improve on it. To improve on it without overdoing it, mind you, without killing what makes a wall attractive in the first place. As I was staring at my living room wall this afternoon, it struck me that the wall needs something special, something special in the form of a boat. Then it struck me, as a matter of fact, that a BOAT SHELF would be a perfectly incredible addition to an already perfect wall. Then it struck me that I could find the perfect boat shelf if I just logged on to Stacks And Stacks and looked for boat shelves. And about a trillion times faster than it took the scientists to find new life in the universe, I found boat shelves.

These adorable boat-styled wrought iron shelves bring rustic cabin appeal with style and sophistication to your home! The boat-shaped wall mounted shelves are made from 100% wrought iron, with a neutral finish to complement any home’s decor. Each wall shelf has three tiers for displaying small collectibles and figurines. Alternatively, the decorative wall shelves make a statement when used without any adornment! Hardware for hanging the shelves is included on the back of each; simply measure and screw or nail them to the wall. Just don’t take them to Mono Lake, California, where the scientists discovered the new life form. They don’t deserve shelves this cool.
Boat Shaped Wall Shelves - Set of 2. Recommended. For Humans.
November 5th, 2010 — Classic Shelves, Eyepoppingly Cool Shelves, Wall Shelves

Good God. Look at that wall shelf. I know it’s difficult, but do your best. Soak it in. Drink deep the nightmare. Now accepting the fact that this will never be our home, consider: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT WAS?! Suicide isn’t an option, so the first suggestion I’d have is to check the values at a great internet website called Stacks and Stacks, and quickly check their wide selection of wall shelves. Ah, civilized shelves aplenty. May I make a suggestion? Thanks. I would point the lacking owner of a lacking wall shelf in the direction of this fine deluxe 4-level floating wall shelf from the aforementioned Stacks And Stacks.

Forget all that creepy doom and gloom — go ahead and make a bold statement! This amazing shelving unit is constructed of sturdy northern hardwoods, the very hardwoods that will disappear when seas rise. This display shelf offers simplistic design while providing a space-saving solution for collectible and photo display. It’s basically a nic nac shelf is that is attractive and functional at the same time, giving you the best of both worlds! Spaces in between the shelves are of differing sizes so you can display anything from small figurines to hardcover books in the same convenient area. And as long as you still have a home with walls, it can safely hold a total of 25 lbs. Best of all, you can order the unit in either Unfinished wood or these killer finishes: Natural, Walnut, White, Dark Cherry, Black, Chocolate, Honey and Mahogany! And until the end of days, it’ll make a great addition to your home or office! And so on.
The Wall Shelf Deluxe Four Level. Recommended.
July 29th, 2010 — Classic Shelves, Do It Yourshelf: Shelves for You, Eyepoppingly Cool Shelves, Metal Shelves

I went to the movies because my house doesn’t have air conditioning and it was hot enough to melt the heat-resistant carbon panel tiles right off the Space Shuttle Columbia. I waited in line to purchase my ticket to see Cats and Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, because when animals talk it’s funny. But the movie was sold out because it was 3-D, and all good movies are 3-D. So I had to see the only movie that wasn’t in 3-D, just to flee this bad, hot weather. The movie was called INCEPTION, and it was confusing. It was terribly confusing. Confusing as trying to put an Amiga back together after smashing it with a baseball bat. I went back to my hot house, angry and confused, and tried to sleep. That’s when it hit me. What people have gotta understand is that INCEPTION is all about SHELVES.

Think about it. OK, good. Now, I’m going to totally spoil the movie, and sometimes people get cross when other people do that, but it’s OK this time because it’s about shelves. It’s a bit like a jerk audience member spoiling the secrets of a great magician, but hey, everyone knows that magic is fake and phony; that 99 percent of what they say is falsehood anyway; that it’s all smoke and mirrors just to get that ticket money right out of your hand. With that in mind, I’ll explain the film INCEPTION completely and totally, without any unnecessary confusion. At last, if the film confused you, this information will set you free:
START AT THE TOP. Often faux-professionals will begin their shelf cleaning in any manner they see fit, wasting valuable time and energy. This is wrong. Start from the top, work your way down. If you are dusting, use clockwise circular motions, and keep a fresh Swiffer nearby.

SHELVES DO NOT NEED TO BE DUSTED EVERY DAY. Wednesdays and Sundays are fine.

TO REMOVE A SHELF LINER WITH MINIMAL FUSS. Use WD-40.

CONTROL A SHELF, AS YOU WOULD TRAIN AN ANIMAL. Do not give it an inch. Items that are used everyday usually end up staying on shelves, and clutter them from one end to the other. Don’t allow this.

EXCESSIVE SHELVES SOMETIMES CREATE A DANGEROUS VORTEX. What about having ONE shelf above a sink to keep a shaver and accessories on? These types of shelves are handy, easy to reach, off of the countertop and can double as décor if done correctly. Too many shelves in one place at one time will promote clutter, laziness, and disharmony. Junk flocks to excess shelves like the Bermuda Triangle.

DO NOT THINK OUT OF THE BOX. THERE IS NO BOX. Soon you will see, it is not you holding the duster, staring at the shelf; it is only yourself. The shelf is a reflection. Take the “h” out of “shelf”. See what it is you find then.

HAVE FUN. People always forget to let sunshine into their lives… SMILE. When you finish the cleaning, there is always the promise of more cleaning to come.
And there you go. INCEPTION. I’m going to add one more bonus secret for you, while we’re on the subject of 5 levels of the subconscious. I’m going to INTRODUCE AN IDEA RIGHT INTO YOUR MIND. The 5 Shelf Heavy Duty Steel Storage Rack from Stacks and Stacks:

Like INCEPTION, this is a beautiful, dynamic piece, perfect for any room. Could it be a bathroom shelf? Of course, it’s perfect for towels and bathroom accessories! Use it in the living room for books? Sure can! It would even be an attractive alternative to a bakers rack in your kitchen. Each shelf easily holds up to twenty pounds, and the attractive contemporary design adds a modern twist to any decor. Constructed of metal and plastic resin, The 5 Shelf Heavy Duty Steel Storage Rack is sure to please!
Now you have no excuse not be organized and efficient, and you can’t say you don’t understand INCEPTION.
The 5 Shelf Heavy Duty Steel Storage Rack. Highly Recommended.
So is INCEPTION.
July 14th, 2010 — Classic Shelves, Do It Yourshelf: Shelves for You, Eyepoppingly Cool Shelves, corner shelves

I discovered recently that a close second to my enthusiasm for shelves and shelving is my passion for the Twilight series. And by Twilight series I mean characters. And by characters I mean Edward. There is something about him that parallels the dash, grace and sex appeal that I find in wall shelves. Something dependable, something attractive, something immortal. Wall shelves will never let you down, never stop looking their best, never go away. I realized that my feelings for the character of Edward had become so strong, I had placed my copies of the Twilight series in reverse order on the bookshelf, so I could read them backwards, ending with my fan-fiction prequel where Edward and I constructed shelves outside in the fresh mountain air, on a sawhorse, next to a rustic smokehouse, somewhere in Forks Oregon. I like to think of Edward often, so I purchased this Delightful 12 x 12 Floating Corner Shelf from Stacks And Stacks to help with the task!

This amazing shelf allows you to make the most of wasted corners! Ideal for showcasing hand-signed photos of Edward, giving you the mighty power to enhance any room with a look that is classic and enduring — and the shelf isn’t bad either! The Corner Shelf is a stylish and spacious addition to your decor, and you can feel free to use it throughout your home wherever a corner calls! It’s safe, no studs needed, all mounting hardware included. Edward, if you are really out there somewhere, I hope you read this blog, and know that if you ever need shelf suggestions, I’m the one for you. Not that bitch Bella.
The Delightful 12 x 12 Floating Corner Shelf. Recommended.
June 24th, 2010 — Classic Shelves, Eyepoppingly Cool Shelves, Free Standing Shelves, Shelves Trek, Shelvis Presley

Wow, just look at that perfectly ROUND bookshelf! Devastatingly awesome, in both design and execution. Trust me, when I saw it in the German Shelving Magazine “Kazlooster-Shalven”, I had to have it all any price. Unfortunately it’s not yet available, as the design has yet to share the plans with his investors. You know the story: genius inventor, blah-blah, can’t handle “reality”, flies too close to the sun, yadda and such as. Who cares about this German fellows mental state, I just want to be able to purchase his creation. Ah, well. in the meantime, let me tell you about the Bookshelf - 2 Shelf from Stacks and Stacks. Prepare to be impressed.

It’s almost too good to be true: both strong steel exterior and shelf construction together with a solid fiberboard back, making these bookshelves the best value on the market today. Attractive, plastic snap-in radius corners make assembly easy and add to the overall strength of these bookcases. Shelves adjust at 1″ intervals during assembly. Generous 12″ deep shelves accommodate 3-ring binders and large publications. Shelf count includes fixed bottom of bookcase. You can choose printed steel in Medium Oak or baked enamel finishes in Black, Gray or Sand, if the spirit moves you. Comes in a 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6 shelf unit. Easy assembly with quick-lock fasteners, which make this a triumph for all of us. Perhaps one day we will see the perfectly round bookcase hit the market. And trust me, when we do, I let you know. And so on.
The Bookshelf - 2 Shelf. Recommended.
June 20th, 2010 — Classic Shelves, Eyepoppingly Cool Shelves, Kids Shelves, Shelf Secrets, Wood Shelves

There is nothing sadder, more depressing, more unconscionable, more vile, more unthinkable than furnishing a young child’s bedroom with boring, wooded, old-fashioned shelves. It’s horrible, and it’s pathetic. So please, I beg of you, if you have ANY love for the children YOU YOURSELF CREATED, I beg of you to purchase them child-appropriate shelves, not unlike this amazing Kids Bookcase – Circus Theme – MDF from the website Stacks and Stacks.

If your child is captivated by the circus, and they should, because THEY’RE KIDS, you’ll simply love the amazing Kids Bookcase – Circus Theme! If they love the clowns, and animals, and all the fun that the circus entails, there’s no better choice to make than to make the choice to purchase this amazing bookcase. You’ll be giving your little ringmaster a piece of furniture they will truly love when you purchase them this bookcase! This bookcase is pitch perfect for storing and organizing your child’s favorite chapter-books, picture-books, puzzle-books, maybe games, certainly CDs and so, so more! In these dark day, the bookcase’s brightly colored case gives your child a fun way to organize their things! MDF construction means it’s as tough as a lifetime carnie, and durable to the last. The best way to show your child the Greatest Show On Earth may in fact just be to purchase this wonderful Kids Bookcase – Circus Theme – MDF. It’s tops! And so on.
The Kids Bookcase - Circus Theme - MDF. Completely Recommended.